perfect.
Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?
Stupid Thor
Loki: I hate you, Thor.
Thor: OMG WHY DO YOU HATE ME I AM YOUR BROTHER WHAT DID I DO TO YOU LOKI THIS ISN'T FAIR I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS
Loki: Thor.
Thor:
Loki: Stop believing everything I say, I am the God of Mischief. I lie.
Thor: That means that you love me?
Loki: No.
Thor: BUT WHY BROTHER I LOVE YOU WHAT DID I DO!?!?!?!?
Loki: Ok you're just stupid.
DEAR JESUS
OH MY GOD
CAN SOMEONE GET THIS FOR ME ON MY BIRTHDAY
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASESO YOU KNOW YOU GUYS, MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP IN JULY… … YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
